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  • Take A Snooze

    What the hell is a online alarm clock with snooze function?

    Ever wondered what the big snooze button is for on top of your oldschool alarm clock? Well, the idea behind a snooze function is basically to have a repeating alarm buzzer after a certain time in case the first alarm din´t wake you up or in case you need some more slumber time to finish your exciting dream!

    Good idea actually but why in the world would you need to press a button for that??? That´s like saying: "Wake up and get your cute a** out of bed, reach out for the alarm clock and then tell that damn thing that you didn´t wake up!" Pretty weird in my opinion!

    Program a snooze alarm sequence
    Instead of pushing buttons still drowsy with sleep it´s much more convenient to program your online alarm clock with a snooze sequence in the evening! Agreed?

    Well just open up to 3 more instances of our handy dandy online alarm clock service and program a alarm sequence. Why not starting with a soft classical track followed by a pop song finishing off with a heavy metal tune?!

    Set a Snooze Alarm Now!

    Snooze Alarm 2
    One online alarm clock does nothing for you? I hear you. Just set a snooze alarm about 5 minutes after your main online alarm clock.

    Snooze Alarm 3
    Two online alarms and you are still not awake? Hm, ok then set the third online alarm clock again 5 minutes after your second online alarm clock. This should help!

    Snooze Alarm 4
    Three online alarm clocks and you are still sleeping like a baby? You must be a heavy sleeper! Ok set the fourth online alarm clock again 5 minutes after your last snooze alarm and this time please pick a heavy metal tune for god sake!!! Work is waiting for you :)

  • Insomnia

    Insomnia is another word for the difficulty to fall or stay asleep as long as desired. So in short it´s a real nightmare!

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    6 tips for Insomnia

    1. Use earplugs


    It´s amazing how much noise surrounds us every day and night and distracts the brain from relaxing fully! Try it out, you will be surprised how deeply you will sleep and how relaxed you will wake up in the morning. Just make sure that you set the volume of our online alarm clock to max!

    2. Can´t sleep? Get up!


    The worst you can do is lie awake and try hard to fall a sleep with thought like: "Oh man, I´m screwed tomorrow if I can´t finally fall asleep NOW!" If you don´t fall asleep for half an hour stop trying! Get up and do something calm and relaxing! Watching TV or reading a book is ok, but please not the latest horror shocker! Then set your online alarm clock and go to bed!

    3. Relax Baby!


    Body and mind are connected so it´s very hard for the brain to relax if your body is in a stressed out state! Take a warm bath, rub your stomach gently to help it digest your 4 course gourmet menu, breath deeply, do some yoga exercises, get a massage... What the heck, do whatever it takes to relax your body... Having s** with your partner or yourself is also allowed but set your online alarm clock before!

    4. Don´t worry it´s all good!


    One of the biggest sleep killers is to turn problems over in your brain. Will my boss fire me tomorrow morning? Does my husband have an affair? And why in the world is there no off switch in my brain? Well one good way to stop this loop is to take a piece of paper and write down everything which worries you right at the moment After writing your sorrows down you will feel super relaxed and ready to travel to la-la-land. Of course you haven´t forgotten to set your online alarm clock before.

    5. Limit your bed activities!


    Your bed is a place to sleep ONLY (..well maybe with one exception)! But nothing else, you hear?! Working, watching TV, trading gossip on the phone, checking facebook, cross words, knitting and others are NOT allowed in bed! Let your brain identify bed with snoozing, slumbering and snoring only.

    6. Cool fresh air


    Cool fresh air makes you tired and make the ideal climate for a personal fall out. Remember how difficult it is to sleep in a hot summer night? Too warm makes you toss and turn. Cool and fresh makes you sleep like a baby!

  • Wake up early tips

    Drink some water


    Place a glass of water beside your bed and drink some sips right after your online alarm clock rings. The cold water kick starts your metabolism and makes feel fresh and vital.

    Wake up at the same time


    Every day set your online alarm clock to the same time and go to bed when you start to feel tired. Your body will start to get used to this wake up time and you will beginn to slowly and gently wake up prior to the buzzer.

    Have something to look forward too


    Remember how fresh and fast you can wake up when it´s your birthday or christmas day? Have a little reward you can look forward too in the morning. A nice cup of coffe? Your sleepy wife? Or your favorite music triggered by this handy dandy online alarm service.

    Pick out your outfit the evening before


    Even small decisions like picking out which dress to wear can be a drag in the early morning hours. Make those decision in the evening right before you set your online alarm clock and you will be surprised how muc of a burden falls off you in the morning.

    Stretch


    Your cat does it and your dog too! Stretch when you wake up! You can start while you still lay in your warm bed. It will help to get your blood circulating in all parts of your body! Just select your favorite gymnastic video on youtube with that hot trainer for our online alarm clock service.

    Use music to wake up and change it often


    Don´t use a agressive buzzer noise 365 days of the year. This makes you hate the sound and already wake up with a negative feeling. Better use our online alarm clock service and wake up with your favorite music. Change the music every other week.

  • Best Late For Work Excuses

    Got pulled over


    In your conscientious haste to get to work on time, you were pulled over by the cops for rolling through a stop sign or driving too fast! Your boss will even praise your effort for risking a ticket to get to work.

    Call in on time


    Be proactive and call your boss with your pyjamas on and let him know that you got up extra early today for a meeting with a consultant/grafic designer or ex-employee of a competitor company who was able to give some valuable information for your current project. Just tell him that it was a fantastic meeting and that you will now head for the office.

    I am not late


    No no, you must have missed me cause I was not late into the building! Only late starting work... I helped a co-worker who had a hard time with the copy machine

    I was going to call in sick...


    "I puked 3 times in the night, so I was going to call in sick but then I got to feel a bit better and decided to come to the office and work on our urgent project... I must have eaten something bad yesterday!

    Train delay


    The malfunction of our online alarm clock as a excuse is not a good idea because it will not happen - period! Traffic jam is also not a good excuse because the rush hour should be anticipated by you! A train instead follows a tight schedule so it´s not your fault. You were on time, the train was not!

    Better not say...


    "...sorry, but your wife insisted on making me breakfast." Not a good idea!

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